The Gentlemans Closet - Comedy Podcast

Call the constable, hide your mother, put the coastguard on red alert and tell that upstart Gaddafi to put the biscuits back in the tin because those internet knights of the Banter, Comedian Billy Kirkwood, colossal strumpet bumper Graeme McCormack and the man Prof Brian Cox calls Dad, Stuart Woodland bestride the whores of chat and bang like monkeys all for YOUR pleasure on the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast.

This week misters Billy, Grumbles and Woodfiend engage in a delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from Wrestling, camping, wearing ladies pants, the REAL taste of Moose and much much more...

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Well its been quite a week in the Closetverse what with Charlie Sheen's Tiger blood addiction finally being revealed (not news to us I might add)and Stuart Woodland's triumphant return from rehab. Help us celebrate in the kind of style that would have sunk Oliver Reed by joining those internet knights of the Banter, Comedian Billy Kirkwood, barely coherant baffoon Graeme McCormack and the king of sodomy Stuart Woodland as they teach the world a lesson or two about manners and the lost art of seduction in the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast.

This week the chaps engage in a deliciously frothing gloop of banter about everything from the Charlie Sheen furore, Gene Hackmans tragically short career, things to say to Morgan Freeman in a tight spot and much much more...

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Once the world waited with baited breath for the second coming of Christ but he missed the banter boat and now lies forgotten and in disgrace while we bestride the world as kings of all we survey...BEHOLD...those internet knights of the Banter. Comedian Billy Kirkwood & baffoon Graeme McCormack talk like they’re lives depended on it for the second episode in the awesome new series of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast.

This week misters Billy and Grumbles (KING OF THE GOBLINS) engage in delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from bartering for goods, bad wedding plans, imaginary Cyndi Lauper sitcom, the best location Billy to store his splooge and much much more!

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The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast SERIES 6: EP 1 – “Junkies ROOL”

Dear Christ and buggerry release the hounds, shoot the servants, Telegraph the Brigdear back to Geneva and enjoy no interruptions as your ears are about to get pounded harder than blind boxing porn star, yes those internet knights of the Banter Comedian Billy Kirkwood & Graeme McCormack stride the dragons of chatter and ride right into your sunset and unleash a supernova of glorious comedy whoredom (yes we’ll do it for free) for brand awesome series of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast.

(Normal Podcast description will be resume next week)

This week misters Billy and Grumbles (KING OF THE GOBLINS) engage in delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from Clown torcher, Having babies, Bad Metaphors , Wasp wrestling and much much more..all this and much more.

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IT’S CHRISTMAS M’EFFERS! Time to don your cock tinsel, pop on a wee jizzy Santa Hat and rock with your rock with your Bawbles out! As the Billy and Graeme from the Gentleman’s Closet team up with their pals from the Trampled Bat Comedy Podcast for a Christmas Comedy Party and gorge themselves on a busting buffet of Banter as they stretch there hymans and throb their Uvulas in this the first of two Holiday specials!

Sit down, open wide and prepare for a Chrimbo comedy pumping featuring suck talk-tastic topics such as The Pope, Christmas, X-Factor losers, Bad Presents, Coke a Cola, Food, Shoe-ism and Chris Conroy Comedy Convoy HOOT HOOT!

And if you’d like to set us a banter topic for this or a future episode you can do so by emailing show host Billy Kirkwood via: mrbillykwood@hotmail.co.uk

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Yes this is a very special trailer the 'Lads' have recording for the first ever LIVE recording of the Gentlemans Closet Comedy Podcast.

A night of unforgettable laughs with a live stand up show featuring special guests from the UK’s comedy scene including Martin Bearne, "Q from Airdrie" Quentin Reynolds, hosted by Billy Kirkwood and a the THE MAIN EVENT the first every LIVE banter filled episode recording of the worlds only Com-talk-improv-podcast The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast (with Stuart, Graeme and Billy), where you pick the topics, where you ask the questions...and we all bring the funny!

Sunday Nov 28th
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The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast SERIES 5: EP 8 –“The Road to Su Casa”

Covered in Maple Syrup and the leaves of the season our Gabber Gorgans (Billy Kirkwood, Stuart Woodland, and Graeme McCormack) gorge themselves on a busting buffet of Banter as they stretch there hymans and throb their Uvulas in preparation for the first ever live recording of the Closet this weekend., knocking our this very special mini episode, featuring suck talk-tastic topics such as Vagina Surgery (Before and after), Breast safety concerns, Apple pies, Fire risk, Junkie sadness and much much more.

Remember we’re recording our first every episode in front of a LIVE audience on Sunday Nov 28th (tickets are still available from Su-casa tel: 01292 618657) so if you’d like to set us a banter topic for this or a future episode you can do so by emailing show host Billy Kirkwood via: mrbillykwood@hotmail.co.uk

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Moahahahahab Spooky tits asunder, it’s time to get your creepy pants on and run out into the streets of your villiage covered in owl blood and spunk and let the world know the Gentleman’s Closet is kicking off the first of it’s two Halloween specials..with this very special episode recording entirely in the dark! As always Count Billy ‘Toadfish’ Kirkwood , Graeme ‘Fritzl’ McCormack and Stuart ‘Gacy’ Woodland beat off their gabber guns over such banter beef as The best ways to punish a burglar, Ghosts, Crappy Horror Movies, Bad Halloween Outfits, Sour Halloween sweeties challenge, and so...very much more.

If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk

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More from the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack and guest Mr Stuart Woodland one more engage delicious frothing cream bun of banter about everything from planning murders, facebook stalking, bad holidays, swearing at the pope and what you’d be willing to rest if your mouth for a tenner..all this and much more.

If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk

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Splishy Splashy Yes it’s time to fill up your Gabber Goblets once more as we bring you another Shit your pants funny episode of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack are joined once more by guest Mr Stuart Woodland who as well as treating worse than a ginger headed –French – stepchild engage delicious direction free banter about everything from whoring yourself out on the internet The Power of William Shatner, Michael Bay's Holiday Videos, Hypnotists’, Jill Dando, Assholes, Fanny Sand and much more. Tankers at the ready and CHEERS!

If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk

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Yes the world’s number one free banter-cast with more stuffed inside it than a fat lad at a gangbang buffet! Once again we say Guten Tag to yet another episode of gab-tastic The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack flap there delicious gums over such nonsensical topics as Benefit Cheats, the healing quality of a piece, Sherlock Holmes, Spunk speeds, bad accents, Back Tattoo’s, Fifty Cent, and yet more plans for the Tits Ahoy festival.. Tankers at the ready and CHEERS!

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Pants off and Tally Ho, yes it’s time for another episode of The Gentleman’s Closet – Podcast. Hosted by Comedian Billy Kirkwood with guest Mr Graeme McCormack out Bantering Gabber Gigolos, wrap there talkative tongues around another trumpet full of topics this week such as Bees, Driving Instructors, Suicidal Taxi drivers, Bad 80’s Music, Drugs, Robot Poo, Toy Cars and Birthdays as quite the time is had, as Master McCormack waves good bye to his 30th year and Madam Pamela and her five lovely sisters all in one sitting (You’ll see..Or hear really). BOSH!

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More Trifle? No? Well how about a cup of tea and a pile of stupendous banter buns as and nonsense as we are delighted to present another episode of The Gentleman’s Closet – Podcast. Hosted by Comedian Billy Kirkwood with guest Mr Graeme McCormack as they scoffle down some top banter chow for your delectation.

This week's topics include the Election, Wasted money, Gazza, Things to do before the Apocalypse, Your Roaul Moat serial killer name, the best festivals ever, Columbo and much much more!

Let the banter begin. Hats on!

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** COMING SOON – THE BILLY KIRKWOOD SHOW From the makes of The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast, stay tuned for details!

Is it a bird? is it a plane? Is it two ridiculously hairy Scotsman shouting, swearing, balling and of course bantering there backsides off…YOU BET YOUR ASS! Yes the Gentleman’s Closet comedy finally returns after nearly 7 months away for a brand new series and to unleash frolicsome fooling around and rub out some top notch banter jizm over a host of new topics to kick things off for the start of the 2010 season with Graeme McCormack joining host Comedian Billy Kirkwood.

This episodes topics including, Bumming, the world cup, serial killers and much much more.

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** COMING SOON – THE BILLY KIRKWOOD SHOW
From the makes of The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast, stay tuned for details!

Yes yes, after a long lay off The Gentlemans Closet Comedy Podcast FINALLY returns to rid the world of boredom and fill it once more with Stupendous Comedy Banter with Host Comedian Billy Kirkwood and his collegue Mister Graeme McCormack as they set aside 30 mintues to talk about everything and anything but with no real point expect comical shenanigans.

But where have the boys been? you'll have to tune it to find out..The Banterama begins July 2010!

To contact the show or set topics you can email us at mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk

Off it’s face on Christmas Brandy The Gentleman’s Closet drunkingly staggers toward 2010 while glancing back at the cheeky Gypsy of 2009 making off with it’s wallet it’s time for this years Gentleman’s closet 2009 year in review special.

This week we once again unleash frolicsome fooling around with regulars Billy Kirkwood, Graeme McCormack, Stuart Woodland and the return of special guest “Q from Airdrie” Quentin Reynolds as they rub out some top notch banter jizm over the year that was 09.

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NEXT EPISODE: Jan 7th

Ding dong and merrily on bloody high The Gentleman’s Closet chaps are taking off Christmas day this year but have recorded a special wee message with host Billy Kirkwood answering some of your emails and bashing out what the closet has coming over the holidays and into 2010.

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NEXT EPISODE: Dec 28th “Review of 2009 special with Billy, Graeme and special guest Quentin Reynolds”

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Tra-la-la-la-la yes it’s time for some high jinks and banter related horseplay once again from deep within The Gentleman’s Closet as we skip cheekily towards the Yule tide period……..tee hee period.

This week we once again unleash frolicsome fooling around with regulars Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack welcoming back special guest Mr Chris Henry as they shoot they shoot the breeze this about such scuttlebutt as Bad pubs, Butlins Red Coats, Jim Savelle’s: Necrophiliac, Selling out to Disney, Good and Bad presents, The Shiteness of Subbuteo, CD Players, Swapsey’s, Sunny D, Gumtree and much more banter-ish antics.

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NEXT EPISODE: Dec 24th “Christmas special with special guest Quentin Reynolds”

Sup’ homeboys, yes The Gentleman’s Closet posse are loading up there banter bullets to unload a drive by of chattering nonsense and get some comedy flowing up in this biatch.

This week the talk tomfoolery has Regulars Billy Kirkwood and Mr Graeme McCormack welcoming special guest Mr Chris Henry as they fizzle and get all hizzle when rolling out the scuttlebutt this week about Creepy things, The face fanny, The Broons, Babies, Old Fellah’s talk, Tentcle Porn, Bad Work Nights out, Stoppid Kicks and much more banter-ish antics.

If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic , just it get in touch, email – banter@thegentlemanscloset.co.uk

GUTEN TAG! Slightly belated due to Kirkwood’s birthday shenanigans The Gentleman’s Closet banter blaggards are back once more for some farcical fannying about and jostling jestering chatter with Billy Kirkwood and Mrs Graeme McCormack once again joined by special guest reigning Scottish Comedian of the Year 2009 John Gavin.

This week the bumbling banter is about Impersonators’, British Legion, Timmy Mallet’s Jam, Pensioners Threesomes, X-factor auditions, Bald Boobage, Darren fucking Day, the michael jackson seance, John Barrowman, bums and much more banter-ish antics.

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AHOI! The Gentleman’s Closet gang load up the Cortina, pack a lunch of potted meat, brandy and red cola schnapps and hit the road and head for deepest darkest Hamilton for chatter

This week the talk tomfoolery has Regulars Billy Kirkwood and Mr Graeme McCormack welcoming special guest reigning Scottish Comedian of the Year 2009 John Gavin as the undertake shocking scuttlebutt about Scary Kids Telly, Diddy Dick and Dom, Christmas in the Gavin Household, dodgy comminuty centre courses and much more banter-ish antics.

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Booyah! The Gentleman’s Closet returns to chug down a brandy glass filled to the brim with durty comedy sweeties.

Join Billy Kirkwood, ‘Muppet Fanny coniser’ Graeme McCormack, ‘Miss’ Stuart Woodland our regular Jabbering banter hounds as they set aside 15 of the King’s minutes to talk good, the bad and downright Ugly points of Sex, Xfactor and facebook shenanigans.

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The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast SERIES 4: The Banter is BACK!

Yes finally the Gentleman’s closet is back and BACK FOR GOOD!

Back from the longest ad break every The Gentleman’s Closet returns with a new episode podcast for you to getting pounded into like a stripper at Army base you horny little Unicorns

This episode the right honourable Billy Kirkwood Esq is joined by closet regulars and the former ‘This is it’ Choreographer Graeme McCormack V.C and Mental Lemming Stuart Woodland for a bit of the old nattering nattering from deep within the Gentleman’s Closet.

To kick off the new series banter over such topics as America, Steven Gately, Ninja Sex, Zombies, Highway, Biscuit etiquette, and much much more.

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Happier than a bulimic at a buffet The Gentleman’s closet is finally back after a rather prolonged Rose Wine and Turkish delight bender around the Glamorous Streets of Street. Host Billy Kirkwood is once again joined by Stout Gabber Yeoman Sir Graeme McCormack and returning special guest Mr Stuart Woodland as the gents banter over such topics as Video Games, Spam Butterflies, Mentals, Yodaling, Britains Got Talent and the word wank said an awful lot of times.

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Like of a shot of hot turps into the eye of unwelcome gypsy, the Gentleman’s Closet if now back with a brand new episode as Chatter Charlie’s Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack have a natter over such lovely nonsense as The Truth Behind the Musical Oliver, Vaginal / Garden Maintenance, The Thieving ways of Winnie The Pooh, Salvador Dali, Office Social Gatherings and much more.

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Loft high the bunting, warn the pheasant, and beat the staff! Yes as predicted by Nostradamus our chatter chaps Billy Kirkwood & Graeme McCormack are finally back from there sabbatical and are filled with sticky banter goo ready to do a podcast like Willy burp all over your waiting twitching ear. This week the boys talk Glasgow Comedy Festival, Politics, John Smeaton, Terror Attacks and have at, in the direction of the Student Loans Company. Much fun to be had you cheeky little nanas!

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Welcome to another Brouhaha of banter this week from the Gentleman’s as our Chatter monkeys pump you harder than a Jersey Orphan with banter on such topics Charity work, Bad Acting, Communicating with the Spirits Fantastik, Earthquakes, Religion, Rambo and more.

The Gentleman are back for an apparently cursed Episode 13 as Kirkwood appears to have gone man and McCormack has lost it pipe, but the Gents struggle on and indulge in there usual wry banter and delightful chatter but having everything turn to dirty, dirty thoughts. This week the boys murmur over Australia, Kangaroos’, Monkey Weddings, Shopping and even have a bit of sing song….will the gypsies’ have there have way…..tune it to see.

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Someone what belated but like that long waiting delivery of exotic Turkish delight - The New Episode of The Gentlemans Closet is finally here, all over you as our Chatter chaps Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack banter over such topics Grange Hill, Traveling, Hound Rally's, Flowers, Billy's Mining tips and how to sneak into the ball and your gob around the ambassdors ferro roche.....TALLY HO!

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Good lord …it’s back! Send the servants to the Moving Pictures, Yes it’s time for more comical banter emitting from deep within The Gentleman’s Closet as our Chatter Comedy Monkey’s Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack slurp their Brandy and puff their pipes as they indulge in more shocking comedy banter on topics such as Nostalgia, etcha-skecthes, Pipes, Old mans pubs, Heath Ledger, Basic Maths, Grass Burns and The mystery of Billy’s shady swing park shenanigans…..cor lummey!

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Balderdash and Poppycock await once more within the confines of the Gentleman’s closet this week as Billy Kirkwood, Graeme McCormack and returning special guest ‘Q from Airdrie’ Quentin Reynolds puff there chatter pipes and engulf us in a cloud of witty banter smoke this week on topics such as Rabble Burns, Rambo, Jesus Christ as Bond villain, Drink, Drugs and Red Cola…Oh yes!

The bunting is out, the Brandy warmed and the cakes piled high for more stupendous banter and nonsense as we are delighted to present (in association with Badgers Brew the only ale made with extra Bromide) another episode of The Gentleman’s Closet - The week Messer’s Billy Kirkwood & Graeme McCormack are joined by special guest one Mr Quentin Reynolds junior renowned man of letters and better known to many as Metro letters page superstar "Q from Airdrie". Let the banter begin. Hats on! - GET IN TOUCH VIA - MRBILLYKIRKWOOD@HOTMAIL.CO.uk or WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THEGENTLEMANSCLOSET

Burn some sugar, down some absinthe and send the house boy out for a strumpet and turn on the wireless (computer) for more Comedy Chat and boisterous banter from deep within the Gentleman’s Closet, as our banter champions Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack discuss such topics as The Ultimate Dear John Letter, Wi-Fi Spunk, Hating Facebook, Emma Forbes and much much more. The Gentleman’s Closet: We invented hot pants you know!

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Yes it time for more ludicrous chat and brouhaha-ha-ha from our very own Banter boffins Comedian Billy Kirkwood and "King of the Foxes" Sir Graeme McCormack. This week the boys shall be attempting not swear during there 10 minutes of reflective chat but with such topics as the Royal Family, The Golden Globes, The Justice System and The Bee Gees up today.....I'd keep the swear jar close to hand. HOO HA!

Tally Ho! 2008 is finally here and its time for more banter from the closet! This week Comic Billy Kirkwood esq and Graeme "Rather" McCormack take a gander at what nonsense they thinks coming in the new year and say 'Yeh' or 'Neh'. Big Brother, Phil Collins, Taxes, Sneezing Pandas, Advertsing and Dragon related banter follows Top Hole! - If your interested in setting a topic or contacting the closet email - mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk

As 2007 shuffles shamlessly off the dole office of time , we hand over to Comic Billy Kirkwood and "King of the foxes" Graeme McCormack as ther attempt to take a look back at the year while indulging in there usual banter related nonsense!

Quickly tip your driver, quaff some absinthe and take a festive jaunt with us into the very grotto like Gentleman’s Closet for a rather Christmas special of Yule time banter with Comic Billy Kirkwood, "King of the foxes" Graeme McCormack and special guest Stuart Woodland. Get it...got it....I doubt it! Merry Christmas!

More ramblings the week from deep within the Gentleman’s Closet as this week Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack are joined by special guest Stuart Woodland and tackle such topics Money, Ice Cream, Stripper Idol, talking italian, The Generation Game and Salvation Army. BOOYAH!

Yet another fiendish episode of the Brand new improvised comedy talk podcast The Gentleman’s Closet Starring Comedy Scottish Stand Up Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack -. This week our rambling comedy banter boffins talk 80’s trivia, current events and discuss how to deal with a Gypsy menace. BOSH!